We woke at 7:30 with the plan to enjoy the morning and head out to a remote beach in Guajira. We had a breakfast of eggs with tomato and onion,
arepa, fruit juice, and our choice of coffee or hot chocolate which came with the meal. Hot chocolate isn’t my normal beverage while eating breakfast on a hot beach but I try to adhere to local cultures.
Thinking back on it I wasn’t 100% sure exactly how and where we were going but I had trust in my Spanish speaking companion Kirby. We took a taxi to the bus station and hopped on a bus going east. Unlike the buseta intra-city mini-buses, the buses that go from city to city are full on charter buses. We rode the bus for about two hours passing by police check points and very small clusters of street side houses and businesses. We had the coast on one side the mountains on the other. The street side establishments started looking very similar with their pool tables, people selling tamales, and Virgin Mary statues between each banana tree field. We drove in to the Sierra Nevada de Santa Marta and started to see cactus and the tough vegetation that grows in arid environments. The bus didn’t seem to care which side of the road it drove on and passed all kinds of slower vehicles including large trucks around blind turns. I tried not to imagine what a head-on collision would be like in a full-sized bus going 55mph. I noticed that large vehicles tended to rule the road because most cars coming in the opposite direction drove half in the shoulder.
There was some confusion as to which stop was ours. We originally thought that we got off at the first stop in Riohacha. Although after Kirby talked to the bus driver he suggested we get off at the next stop. Thirty minutes later the driver’s assistant tells us it’s time to jump off. They hand us our packs and the bus pulls away. I find myself standing at some
remote intersection in the middle of nowhere which reeks of urine and nothing other than one or two street venders in sight. I’m hoping the urine is coming from the goat tied to the pole a couple feet away. There happened to be a mini-bus and a car or two hanging out. Kirby talked to the car who seemed a little eager and talked to a few other people loitering in the remote intersection verifying her bearings before committing to a ride in the riced out Toyota. Kirby and I squeezed in the back with some other guy and her guitar for an hour or so ride along a railroad track which we hoped was the direction of our destination.
Along the way we saw a mangled train next to the track. We learned later that it was blown up by the rebels a year earlier. This is why we saw an armed police guard every 1km along the railroad tracks. The speed limit was between 60 and 80 kmh depending on the section of road and this guy was going a steady 110 – 120kmh. It was a wide straight road out in the middle of nowhere and I wasn’t afraid of the speed as much as I was of some cow/goat/bull walking on to the road at the last moment. They don’t just honk at pedestrians, street vendors, and other vehicles in their way, they also honk at various livestock which may or may not have learned what the honking signifies. Another advantage of driving in Colombia is that you can drive on the left side of the road to avoid speed bumps at check stops. The one or two stop signs that we saw where ignored completely.
The guy drops us off in the middle of
Uribia which is a small establishment of people living in very basic structures. It was late afternoon and after talking to the few curious boys who came up to Kirby we got the impression that there were no more rides out of town. Kirby talked to more than one person and I wasn’t likin’ the look on her face. The thought of trying to find a place to stay in this little town was not appealing. We would have been at the mercy of the locals because I didn’t see anything anywhere that resembled a business of any kind that I recognized.
Thankfully it wasn’t very long and someone in a truck did stop. The initial offer was 100,000 pesos each. The normal rate is about 1/5 of that. Not knowing Spanish and not wanting to spend the night in Uribia I was willing to pay the ransom. We threw our packs in the bed and got in the back seat of the pickup. We took a tour of the town first as our driver apparently has some errands. The main part of town is paved with one-story thin concrete buildings. Outside of the main area are dirt roads and self-built housing with cactus fences. We picked up his old lady and stopped by his place of employment. It appears there are no working gas stations outside of cities and like most things entrepreneurs sell the needed commodity on the side of the road. We gave the guy 20,000 for gas siphoned from a container and sometime later we were on our way.
As we pulled out of town we stopped at the intersection and picked up three backpackers. Our driver offered them the same trip for 20,000 pesos each which was 80,000 pesos less than Kirby and I were paying. They all jump in along with their gear and we have one guy in the bed of the truck with five packs, four of us in the backseat, and two sitting shotgun. The whole ride was off-road. The first half was on a straight and wide dirt road but by no means smooth. Then the guy takes a left straight in to the desert. For the next 45 minutes we were on nothing resembling a road. We followed tracks in the dirt through brush and dried up river beds but never saw anything resembling a road, sign, or marker indicating our location or direction. The sun starting going down and I was feeling glad I wasn’t driving in these conditions.
They guy drops us off in the darkness in what we hope is beach our beautiful beach destination. He collects the 20,000 from the other four and Kirby and I try to give him our 20,000 each (which would total 60,000 with the gas) but the guy and his obnoxious wife wasn’t having any of that. After threatening to take her guitar we gave him the full 100,000 pesos and they stopped yelling and were on their way. We joined up with three of the four backpackers we came with and walked through the remote beach village. The two guys were Americans fluent in Spanish and the gal was from Spain. They all met up recently while traveling around South America. They wanted to walk past the beach dwellings and camp. I brought my hammock purchased over a decade ago at a Phish show so we joined them walking down the sand road in the dark. Jeff was from NY, Zack was from TX, and we never did get the name of the woman.
There are only a few times in my life where I have seen the sky look as it did that night. There were not thousands of stars, there were millions of stars in every piece of the sky. The cloudy Milky Way stretched above our heads. Stars of all different levels of brightness were out from horizon to horizon.
We found a spot past the beach village where the three backpackers pitched their tent and we tied up our hammock in a small wooden shanty. It was four poles with a roof. I’m not sure what wood they get from the desert but it is very small diameter thin strips used for walls, fences and roofs. Kirby and I walked back towards the center of “town” to find some food. It was late and there weren’t any other tourists so most places were closed or empty. We found a cool place with a bar, dining room, kitchen, and residences all under the same roof built with the small wood strips. It was decorated nice and even had a TV at the bar. We had the best shrimp and rice dinner we’d ever had considering our expectations an hour earlier. I got a few beers from the 4 year old bartender who I seemed to have no problems communicating with. If there is one thing I learned from passing through different countries in Europe it is how to order a beer in all languages.
I thought we were lucky to have a roof but I realized later having at least one wall for the wind was crucial. Besides the 85 degrees and the sun, the other consistent factor was the wind. It blew hard and consistent for a good portion of the day and night. You can forget about it during the day, but when you are sleeping in a hammock on the beach without any cover things can get a bit nippy. Some dogs were out and about and one decided to sleep a few feet away from us. As loud as they were early in the night it was hoped we’d have a good alarm if anyone came close while we slept.
The wind kept me from sleeping for any long period. Fishermen who had boats tied up to the beach left at all hours of the morning. On occasion a truck would fly by on the beach. The backpackers mentioned something about not pitching their tent in tracks and now I understand why. Around 4am I heard something a few feet away from me coming from where my pack was at. I turned over in my hammock and saw a guy walking away slowly back towards some wooden structures. I got up and checked out my stuff to discover my bath bag was missing. Normally it would be full of replaceable items such as toothpaste, toothbrush, shaving cream, deodorant, etc, but I happened to stash all my American dollars in an inside pocket which totaled at least $300. I ran towards the direction the guy disappeared with my flashlight.
I didn’t realize how close we were to this last block of beach housing. Everything is made out of that thin wood. This string of housing had a fence about 4 feet high around what appeared to be many different buildings/residences. There were a few structures of different sizes inside sharing the same roof (
I think it is the property on the end). I saw one or two guys walk between two buildings and shined my light in that direction. I ran around the corner to the side and got him again with my light while he was behind the building. Running back to the front a guy came up to the fence and seemed non-confrontational and understanding. Not speaking Spanish I tried to describe the bag with my hands and he nodded and told me to wait a minute. He disappears for a second and comes right back with my bag. His friend had joined us by this time and Kirby was wondering up dreary eyed. The guy claimed he saw someone run past and ditch my bag. We talked for a few minutes and an older woman showed up. They offered to take our stuff and watch it for us as well as making us food. We gave them a few thousand pesos for their time figuring we were sleeping in their hammock hut. We learned our guard dog belonged to them. Needless to say I slept with one eye and ear open for the rest of the night. I was happy to get my bag back but felt rather confident we would be left alone for the rest of the night.
We stayed for two nights at this beach as mentioned in the next couple posts but unfortunately I lost the pictures and videos from this area. I brought a bunch of memory cards for my camera with the plan of swapping them out every few days regardless of how full they were. If I lost my camera I didn't want to lose all my pics. While quickly checking the pics on this memory card I formated them. No confirmation message on my camera. Bummer.